Thursday, December 18, 2014

Picture of Woman's Breasts goes Viral - Filthy Amerifags Outraged!

People have been a twitter about some titters. Yes sir. It appears that some woman's young healthy breasts are making their way around the internets. This has filthy queers everywhere all up in a bunch, because of the possibility of erections occurring.

Here is a picture of the nice smooth round soft breasts
Nice Smooth Round Soft Breasts
Nice Boobs!
When we took a look at the entire picture, there is some unidentified man also in the picture - who may or may not have had an erection, and an older woman who is not naked or anything like that - even though RIP-Factor reporters totally wanted to see her breasts too. RIP-Factor reporters also concur that the unidentified man in the picture should have been squeezing those love melons together for a better picture.
Nice Boobs!
Nice Boobs!
RIP-Factor reporters did some investigating into this matter, and dick discovered that there are literally millions of pictures of women's breasts on the internet.

Here are some examples.
DANG!
DANG!

DAMN!
DAMN!

HOLY CRAP!
HOLY CRAP!

WOWEE!
WOWEE!

HAZZAH!
HAZZAH!

Yes, Shoshana Roberts should be notified IMMEDIATELY!!!! Somebody call the boner police!

It appears that there is an Epidemic of women's breasts everywhere. RIP-Factor reporters also dick discovered that the Filthy Faggots running the United Sodomites of faggot Anal-rape are currently working on potions and elixirs (thanks to various wikken cults and feminists) to stop women from having large breasts.

feminism
feminism

Fags and Feminists around the world hope to have the issue of hot perky fluffy soft titillating breasts solved by the year 2020.

Fags, feminists, queers and prudes are currently working on passing legislation through congress to make it illegal to be a heterosexual male - via use of sexual harassment laws, iffy-wiffy date-rape laws, domestic violence laws etc... They have succeeded in many aspects so far with their anti heterosexual male propaganda.

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Filthy Faggots Whining about the Possibility of Men getting Sexually Aroused or actually having Sexual Intercourse - with Women

Hundreds if not dozens of filthy faggots and various queers had their g-strings chaffing up their asses (or thier sand-based tampons irritating their vaginal region) when they saw the following milk commercials.
When RIP-Factor reporters claimed they'd like to bone each and every woman in the milk ads several hundred times interviewed the filthy Amerifags and Anglobitches, they got mixed responses.
AmerifagThose ads are sexist sweety. Anything that encourages heterosexual behavior is sexist. That is why the word sex appears in that word. If you like sex, you are sexist sweety.
FeministThese ads are degrading to women because the models they used are better looking than me. And that is just not fair - now I feel really oppressed. God damned male privilege! Anybody seen my Prozac?
Captain AmerifagI still cannot believe you morons voted a functional retard into office. PPPPTTT - just kidding - I can believe it. Damn! OH YEAH!!! Remember - A Bajillion Jillion women are raped every 5 seconds!
The reaction from the dozens of f**ked in the head queers, faggots and "sand in their vagina" bitches BILLIONS of normal people who are CERTAINLY NOT COMPLETE BASKET CASES - prompted the f**king morons REALLY SMART PEOPLE running the ads to pull them - according to the person currently pointing a gun at my head telling me what to say, who is dumb smart enough to not know that strikeouts still show the text.

In other filthy faggot news, a Washoe county MALE deputy was booked into jail for "voluntary sexual contact" with a FEMALE inmate. So, he will be sent to jail - to get involuntarily sexual contact from MALE inmates.

Wait? What!??!?

This allegedly prompted Washoe County Sheriff Michael Haley to put an allegedly big grin on his alleged faggot-face.
Sheriff Michael HaleyWashoe County Sheriff Michael Haley - allegedly said, "Hello Sweety!!! Well, oh my god - one of our deputies was having consensual sex with a dirty girl - we better send him to jail to have involuntary sex with some brutish faggots - after all, I need something to close my eyes and think about when I pork the misses. I pledge allegiance to the FAAAABULOUS United Sodomites of involuntary faggot Ass-sex!"
Sheriff Michael Haley
Washoe County Sheriff Michael Haley - allegedly said, "But just remember - Icksnay on the anal ape-ray in ison-pray. Let's not address that issue Hun - I like it - I have my own porn collection of it at home!"

RIP-Factor reporters allegedly interviewed Stuart Balch.
Stuart Balch
Stuart Balch allegedly said, "damn, you really do get in a shit storm of trouble for having sex with women in this CUNTry."

I'll be off radar for a while. Ponder these Memes... Seriously - ponder them...
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