Saturday, April 26, 2014

Why Endangered Desert Turtles Disappear

WARNING: This is a RANT!

Well, things are all screwed up. I have been following the Clive Bundy story on local TV and on the internets.

I remember how the whole thing started out with the BLM threatening Clive Bundy and his herd of cows with a small army. Why did they do this? Well, according to sources, Clive Bundy’s cows were threatening an endangered species of desert turtle.

Then, the story turned into “Clive Bundy is not paying the proper grazing fees”.

Then, the story turned into, “Clive Bundy is a domestic terrorist”

Now, the current story is, “Clive Bundy is a racist”. This is awkward to say the least – as Clive Bundy’s bodyguard is a black man – and that man claims that Clive Bundy is not a racist.

Who is the better character witness? A man who works with Clive Bundy, or some inept journalist that kept drilling and engaging in “quote mining” in order to find something – no – ANYTHING they could take out of context…

According to the main stream media – it is unfortunately, the latter – even Rand Paul has denounced Bundy’s iffy wiffy statements.

Totally lame. Rand Paul – I think I will withdraw all my support for you if you are going to give in to such vague statements being misconstrued as being “racist”.

Now, let’s talk about how screwy the MRM/man-o-sphere is…

So, some anonymouse poster decided to tell me about a man who committed suicide during a divorce proceeding or something like that. According to this dickweed, his suicide note is the most important thing in the man-o-sphere.

Really.

I know nothing about this man. Does he have a history of mental illness? Does he have a history of suicidal thoughts or behaviors? To be blunt – is it really the divorce that made HIM CHOOSE to commit suicide?

Let’s suppose that the family courts really are that screwed up – and that the do put the idea of suicide into men’s minds.

Instead of making this man the Poster Boy for the man-o-sphere – why not instead, find an example of a man who went through the same ordeal (or similar) who DID NOT COMMIT SUICIDE?

That way, men in bad predicaments would have an example of how to deal with such a bad situation without ending their own lives.

I mean seriously – the man-o-sphere complains about male suicide rates, then they want to use a man who committed suicide as a poster boy for family courts!?!?

Yeah – brilliant – if any man does a google search for “family courts” or something along those lines, they’ll get a bunch of men who claim to be “in favor of men” showing a suicide as the poster boy. Functional Retards.

Instead, the poster boy should be that man who DID NOT COMMIT SUICIDE, but found a way to get out of the bad ordeal without CHOOSING to end his own life.

When a moran (sp intentional) like me has to point this out – it is a sign that the man-o-sphere truly is run by idiots.

I am glad that I am not a part of it.

Have a good weekend, and prepare to lose your lunch looking at some really fat and disgusting women.

And ponder what kind of a person does nothing but try to find the ugliness in people (I hope that rings a bell – but I doubt it will)
Don't they all just make ya want to do mega hot boob sex - oops - I mean puke?

Disclaimer: MEN-Factor does not endorse obesity.  The pictures above are merely meant to piss people off who are so functionally retarded, that they associate weight with male hatred.  MEN-Factor encourages everybody to engage in healthy eating habits, as well as a regulat regiment of exercise.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Harry Reid now Claims that Clive Bundy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are "Domestic Terrorists"

Harry Reid forgot to take his medication claimed this week that Clive Bundy and his supporters were "Domestic Terrorists". You know, like the guy who blew up the Oklahoma buildings...

Harry Reid
Harry Reid

Except of course, Clive Bundy and his followers did not blow anything up - or shoot anybody - or destroy any property - or issue any threats - or do anything except stand by their opinion that the Nevada land they are grazing on doesn't have turtles on it - no - wait - should not incur such high grazing fees? - no - wait - was not donated to Harry Reid's granddaughter as part of election funds?

Harry Reid
Harry Reid

Wait what?

Harry Reid went on to mention that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are also Domestic Terrorists and have committed unspeakable crimes against U.S. citizens. So unspeakable, that he would not speak of them to RIP-Factor reporters.
Harry Reid
Harry Reid

RIP-Factor reporters managed to talk to Harry Reid's cabinet members...
Harry Reid
Harry Reid

RIP-Factor reporters asked Harry Reid's cabinet why Santa Claus was a domestic terrorist...
Harry Reid
Harry Reid

Harry Reid's cabinet responded by saying that Santa Claus hates turtles and never pays the proper fees for using chimneys as housing entry ways.

RIP-Factor reporters then asked the cabinet why the Easter Bunny was also a domestic terrorist...
Harry Reid
Harry Reid


Harry Reid's cabinet explained to us, that the Easter Bunny has not paid the proper fees for hiding and coloring chicken eggs, and also has not paid the proper permits for taking the guise of an animal that lays eggs (rabbits apparently do not lay eggs like in those Easter Commercials).
Harry Reid
Harry Reid


Whatever you did this Easter, I hope you had a good time. Personally, I enjoy coloring Easter eggs - I take my time - make them quite elaborate.

Now, as part of a new feature on this blog, feel free to engage in feminist thought crime (or hate crime), by wanting to have sexual intercourse with this woman. Yes, if you want to have sex with her - you are in fact guilty of a feminist hate crime - but it can be our little secret.
Feminist Thought Crime

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Harry Reid and Rory Reid not Involved in any Sex Scandals, so it's all Cool!

RIP-Factor reporters have been doing research into the recent Harry Reid and Rory Reid stories in the news. It is very difficult to get facts from a story involving a politician - especially if they are left wing, because most retards journalists will support them. However; RIP-Factor reporters have come to a rock solid conclusion.

Neither Harry Reid nor Rory Reid are having sex with any pretty white women, so it's all cool.
Rory Reid Harry Reid

Yes, this much we can be certain of. In fact, RIP-Factor reporters are not sure whether either of the two politicians even have penises.

Unlike Bill Clinton, who had sex with a young pretty white woman – and an impeachment trial actually began – Harry Reid and Rory Reid are not doing anything like that, so it’s all cool.

It is true that somehow, 17000 no 31000 no 17000 no 31000 or some odd dollars meant to go to Harry Reid's campaign fund ended up going right to his grand-daughter's jewelry store, but at least sex was in no way involved. Also, Harry Reid himself has promised that he is really very sorry and it will never happen again told everybody complaining to go f**k themselves!
Harry Reid
Now, the allegations are as follows...

There may be an endangered species of desert turtle that was being disrupted by Clive Bundy grazing cattle on 600,000 acres of desert land. And of course, the other story is that Clive Bundy has not been paying the proper fees to graze his cattle on that land.

At any rate, the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) formed an armed militia to do battle with Clive Bundy.

At this point, RIP-Factor reporters are certain that no pretty white women have been hurt, or raped in an heroic fashion. We also know that sex is not involved here, so there really isn't that much of a story - except that one of the members of the Bundy family - or perhaps just a protester had really big boobs
Big Boobs
Nevada BLM Protester with really big boobs

Sure, how are the Reid's all millionaires? Who knows... Sure, they might be planning to sell American land to an overseas government, sure they might be involved in mishandling campaign funds, sure, they probably made their familes fortunes by cheating American citizens and abusing their authority.

All of that may or may not be true.

But RIP-Factor reporters do in fact know one thing that is a FACT!

They are not having sex with any pretty white women - and that is really important - as this means that they are good folk who do not believe in that sort of thing.
Harry Reid
Harry Reid

The left-wing women sitting at home reading this can rest assured, and sleep soundly tonight, knowing that we do NOT have a politician in office that does that sex stuff - because that is a mortal sin err dirty err uhm degrading to women or whatever.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Katherine Heigl Suing Duane Reade

Katherine Heigl is suing Duane Reade because of her horrific hemorrhoid problem that not only infects her anus, but her back, vagina and testicle implants as well. This is not news to RIP-Factor reporters, as they were already aware of Katherine Heigl's terrible hemorrhoid problem. What we did discover, is that her name is being used to appropriately advertise many other products as well.
Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl



It is unclear to RIP-Factor reporters at this time if little misses stinky pants Katerine Heigl plans to sue those companies as well.

HAPPY WEEKEND ALL!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Napkin Hurts Female Pilot's Feelings

Women in aviation is all fun and games - until somebody's feelings get hurt. That is exactly what happened like March 4th or something on WestJet Airlines.
A vile and disgusting man-thing wrote a horrible and disgusting letter on a napkin to a sweet little angel pilot who farts spring mist and poops rose pedals.

Was it a death threat?

Was it a rape threat?

Did he tell her how ugly she was?

No - those are all sweet things to say (sarcasm). Instead, the vile sub-human thing wrote on the napkin that a woman should be at home and not be in the cock-pit of an airplane.
Evil Napkin

STOP SCREAMING!!!

Although RIP-Factor reporters do not agree with the napkin, the pilot or the defiler of the napkin, they did make some suggestions to "WestJet" - the airline company employing the female whose feelings got hurt by the napkin.

To start, we suggested that if they do have female airline pilots, they take a break every 15 minutes (be relieved by a male airline pilot), so that they can perform strip-shows for male passengers.
Female Pilots Reading Napkins
After that, oral sex instead of the beverage cart.
Happy Man
This would reduce the country's obesity problem. Instead of airline passengers being given fattening beverages, the female airline pilots could blow them instead. This would also reduce prostate cancer.
Female Pilots Reading Napkins
After the oral sex, boob sex and a spanking.
Happy Man
And of course, angry anal is always a pleasant experience for any airline passenger.

After making the suggestions that they did to WestJet, RIP-Factor reporters allegedly interviewed Carey Smith Steacy about the evil sexist napkin.

RIP-Factor - why didn't you just throw the napkin away and ignore it? Why pay any attention to what some lunatic scribbles onto a napkin?

Carey Smith Steacy Carey - I like drama - flying planes is boring. I have not had this much fun without my dildo in years! Also, paying attention to a small lunatic fringe and making a mountain out of it is a good way to berate men - whom I hate with a passion - because I never get any. Any sane person knows that nobody gives a rat's ass about who is flying the plane - as long as it isn't a dog with a party whistle and monkey in a ballerina skirt. I just finally found that one small lunatic after dealing with hundreds of thousands of passengers over a 17 year career of flying - now I am going to make this into a major spectacle - to make it appear that most men think like this - with the main stream media's help of course.

When RIP-Factor reporters asked her what she thought of our ideas for improving WestJet as an airline company (the strippers, oral sex, spanking, hand jobs, boob sex and angry anal), she put this look on her face
Carey Smith Steacy
For about 5 minutes - then said "I'm out of here" and left.

RIP-Factor reporters could tell that she was excessively excited by the ideas we offered to WestJet, and probably went home to masturbate - too shy and whatnot to engage in an orgy on the spot.

RIP-Factor reporters assessment of the entire situation was that some odd-ball must have wrote the message on the napkin, and that Carey Smith Steacy is definitely bangable. She is more than welcome to fly in our cock pit anytime!
Carey Smith Steacy

NOW! ALL OF YOU!!!

Carey Smith Steacy

PAY HOMAGE TO THE NAPKIN OF DOOM!

YES DOWN ON YOUR KNEES - THAT ONE LUNATIC HAS SCRIBBLED HIS DRIBBLE ONTO A NAPKIN - WORSHIP THE NAPKIN, BOW DOWN BEFORE IT WORLD!

KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL!

IT IS THE NAPKIN THAT HAS SPOKEN TO US!

Friday, April 4, 2014

Psycho Crazy Man Murders Woman

Take a look at this very beautiful young woman...
Holly Bobo

Holly Bobo

Holly Bobo
Her name is Holly Bobo, and she is dead. No, her boyfriend did not kill her - as I often point out. I have something different to point out this time.

This is the man that killed her - Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

Zachary Adams
Yes, he is creepy looking indeed. Allegedly, he was dressed in camouflage when he abducted Holly Bobo. Supposedly, witnesses heard a scream early one morning, and discovered that she was missing.

So, how is this Murder and Male Resentment?

Well, technically it isn't (although I use that title - it actually never is). What gets me, is that the average feminazi professor in college, regular politically correct f**ktard professor, or dime-a-dozen journalist is busy frightening young women and convincing them that the young men they go to college with are bad people that they should avoid (you know - self purported nice guys).
Duke Lacrosse

And it pains me to do this, but in case any feminazi's are reading, I feel obligated to remind them that the woman who accused these young men of rape was in fact LYING.
Crystal Mangum

The women's studies professors (and FAGGOT MRA's) who are constantly bitching about patriarchy and male privilege really need to step out of the box for a minute, and ask themselves what effect they are REALLY having on men - and women.

I want to make something clear here too - Holly Bobo was not asking for it. No woman asks for it. There are deranged people out there who do bad things to other people - they have no reason other than their own mental illness - PERIOD. The people shot by James Holmes in the Batman Movie Theater were not asking for it. John F. Kennedy was not asking for it. Get it through your thick fucking heads already!

Young women are getting murdered by psycho weirdos while decent young men (that most feminazis preach to avoid) are being falsely accused of "sex-crimes".

The typical feminist response to things like this is not justice, but is in fact, blind-hatred, miss-guided vindictiveness and impotent rage (a subject I will talk about in a later post - and how it has already infested the "man-o-sphere") - this is seen below
Castration March

Why don't women's studies professors stop talking about how self-purported nice guys are all out to get women - and start warning young women about REAL threats to their safety - like the psycho shown above?

While this event is indeed tragic, I find it hard to empathize. It is up to normal women to put a stop to this - because when somebody like myself says it - it will always be taken out of context. And of course - the dikes at AVFM (A VINDICTIVE FAGGOTY MORON), are not worth their weight in piss to anybody. Yes, it is up to normal women to put a stop to this folly - something that they have been an EPIC FAIL at for the last 50 years.

Normal women need to tell the feminazi professors and politically correct apologists, "SHUT THE F**K UP!"

Sure, most young men Holly Bobo's age want to do nothing but f**k her brains out 24/7, but honestly - is that really such a bad thing? If she had a self-purported nice guy as a boyfriend living with her (and f**king her brains out 24/7) - would this have happened to her?

When are women going to start stomping on the f**ktards like David Futrelle and tell them to just shut up and f**k off - and truly start thinking for themselves?

When are women going to stop reading bullsh*t 5000 word essays missplaining how the young men they go to college with are really evil people - while at the same time - DOING NOTHING TO WARN THEM ABOUT REAL THREATS TO THEIR SAFETY?

The sooner normal women start standing up to these clowns, the sooner their reputation will be regained, and moronic men-hating women like this
Adria Richards
will no longer be their voice - a voice that does nothing but degrade them.

Yes, the true degradation and exploitation of women is not some horny guy, porn, clothing, skinny, fat or swimsuit models - it is women who are ignorant buffoons and hate men - and other women who are stupid enough to take them seriously.

Enjoy engaging in feminist thought crime and objectify this hottie in your mind - or - enjoy burning in hell for being a heterosexual MAN
Hot Chick
Seriously, what the f**k is this world coming to?