Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Young Man Who LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HARRY POTTER Gives Two Young Ladies Extreme Makeovers

Ryan Walker is a young stud muffin whose boots most teenage girls are not worthy to LICK. Also, HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HARRY POTTER.
YA GOT THAT!!!
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And of course, even though teenage girls should pay Ryan Walker (who looks nothing like Harry Potter) money just to talk to him, he was kind enough to give two young ladies extreme makeovers for FREE!
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The two young women, Leah "Horse Ass-Face" Pearce and Emma "Triple Chin" Keeble (yes, related to the Keebler Elves - who are stinky and fart a lot) politely asked Ryan Walker - a strapping young man whose dick young women should be lining up to suck, who looks NOTHING like Harry Potter, a dude that definitely is NOT ME, was asked by Emma and Leah for a facial makeover by them loitering around his place of residence, harassing him, taunting him, and bullying him.
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Here is what some British faggots beauty experts thought of the extreme makeover.
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There you have it, beauty experts all across the land agree that Ryan Walker definitely does not look at all like Harry Potter! They are unanimous in that they concur, that Harry Potter looks like a complete fag, while Ryan Walker is a complete stud muffin!
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YA GOT THAT!!!
GOOD!!!!
All joking aside, I think that this young man was being bullied by these two young ladies. I wonder what those girl's parents think about bullying...

AND, what in God's name possessed those two young ladies to think he looked like Harry Potter?

Because, clearly, he doesn't.
YA GOT THAT!!!
GOOD!!!!
Yes, I am ready for some death threats...
P.S. I know some of my readers are British - guess what - most of my ancestry is British - it is in FUN!!!
Can't handle it - then take a pill or something!

Friday, February 14, 2014

Feminist Crawls up Man’s Ass and Dies!

 A breaking tragedy has occurred, according to our sources, a feminist has crawled up a man’s ass and died. On the surface, it appears that the man is doing well, however, MEN-Factor reporters have noticed some very odd behavior from him.

The man constantly and repeatedly says really f**king stupid things like, “I am a recovering White Knight”, or “I am a recovering mangina”. We were unable to determine exactly what he meant by these things. It remains a mystery.

The man was also mindlessly and boorishly blabbering on and on and bloody f**king on about red-pills from the sh*tty f**king piece of sh*t movie “The Matrix”, alpha, beta and other things that we could not quite comprehend.

We asked our team of crackpot top-shot doctors what they think is affecting the man.
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How exactly was a feminist able to crawl up a man’s ass and die anyway? Well, according to our sources, the man did not know what the f**k a feminist was, and hence, he did not know when one crawled up his ass and died.

But then again, we all live in our parent's basements, and cannot get laid in a million years - so what the f**k would we know about anything - and oh yeah - we have penises, mother issues and whatnot - so again, what the f**k would we know about any of it.

Does anybody reading know that the feminists hated Valentine's Day too?

I offer my girlfriend a strip-show (to be a smart ass), if she accepts it, I keep her, if she gets mad - she gets booted out the door.

It's free, it's fun, and it's a good test of character.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Now, please SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Wacky Women Wednesday!

There are bitches, and there are bitchers (bitch is sex-neutral here).  Sometimes, a bitcher will make a good point, but ultimately, they are still just bitching.  What does that mean?  Some people complain strictly for the sake of complaining - sure - once in a while, they actually say something you can agree with!

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Keri Gonzalez, age 34, broke her ankle while jumping out of a 15 year old boy's bedroom.

Now, what I wonder is this - are incidents of women having sex with "under-aged boys" increasing, or is the public eye (lame stream media) just becoming more focused on it?

Let's see - birth control has given women more sexual freedom - women can now have sex without worrying about pregnancy (if they worry about it to begin with) - they do not have to worry about their children being labelled as "bastards".  However; they do now have to worry about their reputation, going to jail and whatnot when it comes to engaging in sexual relations with a male under the age of 18.

So - which is it?  Are incidents like this on the rise?  If so - why?  If so - is there a certain type of teen that fits the mold of who they choose - nerd, thug, stoner, outcast???  Or are they "being chosen"

I would believe that incidents like this are on the rise...  And if they are - it really opens up a lot of questions - like what ever happened to gold-digging for one...  According to many blogs in the man-o-sphere - women seek men of social or economic status (something I have always believed to be utter bullsh*t) - that is not happening here...  At least - not that I can see.

So - I ask anybody reading this - why are incidents like this on the rise?

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Sheila Ranae Crabtree, legally had her name changed to Sexy Ranae Crabtree.

Yes, her last name really is "Crabtree" - so now she is "Sexy Crabtree" - bad name.  Never have sex with a woman whose last name is Crabtree - you might get crabs!!!! (joke)

She can break her leg jumping out of my bedroom window anytime!!!
Rrrraow Rrrraow Rrrraow!!
Woo-hoo!  Woo-hoo!
NOT!

Yikes - seriously - where are these women coming from?

The conceit is overwhelming.  Good grief - I remember - when I was in college - I was beat over the head with things like, "men always seek younger women", "men over amplify their own net worth", "most men think they are God's gift to women"...

It seems like the more I observe, the more I realize the opposite is true.

Anyway, that is it for Wacky Women Wednesday!!!  I might make this a regular feature...

Friday, February 7, 2014

Holy Nightmare! Feminists now Recruiting Rejected Batman Villains!

I wrote this up a long time ago - I never put it on my blog - I do not know why - If I did put this on my blog - then I am getting senile, and please enjoy it again.
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Will Batman and Robin be able to save Gotham city from these fiendish followers of feminism?

Will Batgirl take on the French Tickler?
What exactly is a French Tickler?

It looks like Batman and Robin need to watch each other's BAT-backs.

What will happen?
Find out next time, same BAT time, same BAT channel, same BAT...
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Batgirl!?... ...what the hell are you reading?

Monday, February 3, 2014

Love is all about Acid, Drugs, Stabbing and Being Out of Control

Well, today is a very special day.  I have decided to put a different spin on my usual Murder and Male Resentment Monday.  Instead, I am going to talk about love.

The kind of love that an over-privileged white heterosexual self-purported nice guy like me just isn't capable  of - because it involves drugs, a bad acid trip, slitting your abdomen open and stabbing your girlfriend to death - you know, TRUE LOVE.

Yes, I am one sick misogynistic prick to be sure!

Ya see, instead of taking drugs, alcohol, and wielding weapons lethal enough to kill people and slitting my own abdomen open, I am more interested in sex - and that is naughty!

Anyway, here is a woman who I am sure would consider me dudes that definitely aren't me to be way out of her league
Jessie Fisher - way out of my league dudes that definitely aren't me leagues

Ahh yes, I remember when I was 23, I had pretty much given up on even approaching women - because of the nasty and rotten things they would say to my misogynistic approaches to them - like saying "hi", "hello", "how's it going" etc...

But anyway, thank God that the woman above had enough post-feminism common sense to NOT hook up with one of those self-purported nice guys - because as we all know - guys like that rape hookers at frat parties and nothing else!

Instead, she used her post-feminism common sense to hook up with this outstanding man
Eric Keith Rodriguez- What a dreamboat!
Instead of undressing her in his mind, or being sexist and wanting sex - Eric Keith Rodriguez had much more wholesome activities in mind - like stabbing her to death and slitting his own abdomen open and pulling out his own intestines before being captured by police - all while he was high on marijuana, methamphetamine, alcohol, and LSD!.

Yes, ask any modern, evolved enlightened women, like Jessie's own mother - a man like myself who thinks about dirty things like sex, or undresses a sweet angel like Jessie in my mind will never know the true meaning of love, as the couple above did.

Fisher's own mother said Rodriguez and her daughter were in love. She also said she is not mad at Rodriquez for stabbing her daughter to death - slitting his own abdomen open, pulling out his intestines all while high on marijuana, methamphetamines, alcohol and LSD because she has seen his "bone-crushing remorse".

Maybe she meant "abdomen-slitting remorse"?

Anyway, I have to say that I am sad that I will never experience love like this! Also, I will never know the TRUE love a father feels for his daughter - as the mother in this story demonstrates so vividly!

The reason, if I knew my daughter was involved with somebody who was that into drugs, I would have intervened - and started by getting her off of any drugs she were on.

And that my friends is why, if I had a daughter, she would shit herself to death once she discovered the idiot who fathered her.

DAAHOYEEE!!!  I'M A BAD MAN!!!!

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Where have all the Good Potential Rapists Gone?

Why do Baseball Players Always Urinate on Their Children?

Why do Bald Men always Fart before Opening Blinds?

Where has all the Rabbit Poop Gone?


The question Where have all the Good Men Gone is bogus.  It is not a question, it is a statement.

Keep the lie simple, tell it often and people will believe it
-Adolf Hitler

When you hear this question, do yourself a favor - ignore it.  It is post feminist propaganda.  And if you dare, browse the links the google search point to - you'll see a bunch of post-feminist tripe - even from articles claiming to be anti-feminist.  And crap - do not get me started on MRAs responses to this bogus question - to start, most of them turn the question into an opportunity to engage in oppression olympics - second, they are dumb enough to dignify the male-bashing question with an answer.

The question itself is male bashing, giving any kind of a response is also male bashing.

The question, "Where have all the good men gone" should be ignored - just as the first three questions in big letters at the top of this post should be ignored (the fourth is me being silly - check out the pics though - hot damn!)

Of course, if you do browse the google search results, for the question, there are a couple of good replies to it.  But, those replies are post-feminist replies - watch them closely - the say some good things but then quickly spin 360, and blame men.

Why even respond?  I am quite content to ignore it, just as I ignore most women - and most ridiculous crap that springs from this post-feminist society.

Enjoy the Superbowl - if you are into football....