Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Anti-Misogynist Outraged over Woman Hotter than Her

Well, Star Trek has crossed a line of human decency this time.

It is very difficult for me to speak the unspeakable atrocity the makers of the new film have committed.

But, I must, yes, as it is my duty to point out the rampant and absolutely horrifying misogyny that exists in our society!

Star Trek Into Darkness has done the most inhumane and misogynistic thing imaginable - they showed a woman in her underwear.

OK OK - settle down - SETTLE DOWN!!!!

STOP SCREAMING!

Everything will be OK...

The feminists are on it though - as one commenter at The Guardian online crap journalism has already taken it to point out...

"Do women who wear bikini's or swimsuits realise how misogynist they are?"

Yes, we all know that wearing a bikini is the most misogynistic thing somebody can do.

Hey!  I guess that means I am not a misogynist, since I have never worn a bikini!!!  Could it be - all those women accusing me of being a misogynist are wrong!!!

NAWWWWWW....

Wearing a bikini is misogynistic, but parading around topless and making fun of somebody who committed suicide is in no way misogynistic.  It's not like doing that is going to tarnish the divine nature of women...

To summarize - women wearing bikinis are misogynistic - and give women a bad name and image - but its OK, they are being counter-acted by feminists who go around topless and make fun of people committing suicide.

As David Futrelle says, "Feminists are awesome"...

They are putting a stop to evil dastardly things in movies (things that never actually happened) like this:

And replacing them with REAL LIFE EVENTS like this:
I tell ya - it just doesn't get anymore awesomer than that!

Sunday, May 19, 2013

God-Damned Olive!

Well, a while back, some penny pinching greedy twit corporate CEO decided to remove the olive from the salads that they served on airlines.

It is guesstimated that the cut-back/downsizing saved the airlines between 50,000 and 500,000 dollars per year.

Whether you believe that isn’t pertinent. What matters is whether modern day marketers believe it – I’d wager a guess that they do.

If you take a look at many big businesses, not only do they remove the proverbially olive from the salad, they also charge you an extra service fee to do so.

Cell Phones, iPods, iPhones, Land Phones, Insurance companies, some Restaurants, Dog Pounds, and many others. They are not in the business, they simply give their customers the business.

The worst one I encountered was Earthlink. Think what you will of Earthlink. This is not a blabber devoted to bash them, and I have no intention of asking you to terminate your service with them if you have it.

Earthlink had a bulk lawsuit filed against it in 2010. The lawsuit was actually filed earlier than that, but it did not win until 2010.

I got the letter in the mail for this lawsuit, and just threw it into the trash. Shame on me.

The next month, Earthlink had tacked two extra dollars onto my monthly charge –
A 1 dollar non-electronic service fee.
A 1 dollar paper invoice fee.

Like it really costs them two extra dollars each month for them to send me a bill instead hooking up an IV from my bank account directly into their corporate veins. 

Bullsh*t.

I elected to keep the service, but just stopped paying them - three months of internet for free before they shut me off.  To this day, I still haven't paid them - and never will.

A similar thing happened at the apartments I lived in, in Carson City. One day, because of excessive snow, the parking roofs for the cars all collapsed (mine was at the end of the parking roofs – so the roof over my car did not collapse). Cheap roofs collapse, and the apartment complex had to pay retribution for all the cars that were damaged.

Of course, the next month, even though my six month lease was not up, they raised my rent by more than 100 dollars.

I spoke to a lawyer (since it is illegal for them to raise my rent when I signed a six month contract – and even then, they are only allowed to raise it by no more than 10% of what I was paying – 545 a month).

The lawyer said there was nothing I could do. What a dimwit.

Breaching contracts, seedy nickel and dime fees and other various underhanded tactics – that is your modern day business model.  If they get sued for what they do - they screw their customers over even more.

And I think it is all because of that god-damned olive.
Next time you see an olive – beat it to death – it deserves to die.

What I mean by that – if you ever get a letter in the mail to sue a corporation or business because of a “bulk lawsuit” – fill it out, and get your 45 dollars (or whatever). Sure, it might seem cheap to some, but by NOT signing it, you are allowing them to get away with screwing customers over.  If they screw you over more after a lawsuit - just stop paying them money.

I have had lawsuits against Bank of America (I don’t know why) and Farmers Insurance (I don’t know why – but I do know that my ex-agent is now in prison – again – no idea why – he fired one of his secretaries and she turned him into the authorities - for fraudulent insurance practices).

And – a quick story about when I bought the house in 2009; the lady at the bank told me to come in (it was a Thursday – around 11:00 am). I came in, and she spent about 15-20 minutes having me sign all this paperwork that was confusing beyond anything.

I was told I would be able to move in that evening (Thursday evening).

The problem – that lady (who got paid like 500 dollars to spend 15 minutes with me), handed me a BLACK PEN, instead of a BLUE PEN – I had to come back at 6:00pm and do the paperwork all over again – this time using a BLUE PEN.

UN-F**K-ING-BEE-LEAVE-UHHHH-BULL!!!!

Somebody gets paid 500 dollars in 15 minutes – and screws it up. And later, I have a lawsuit against them because of hanky-panky they pulled during the mountain of paper fiasco that banks love way too much…

One day, the power company came to my house at 2:00pm, and disconnected the power. They came out again at 4:00pm and reconnected it. Of course, they tacked a service fee onto my bill. Their attitude towards their customers – f**k you.

You spend 3 and a half hours waiting in a doctor’s office – f**k you.

If you do not show up to a doctor appointment – you must pay a “no show” fee – f**k you.

The doctor diagnosed you incorrectly and prescribed medication that did more harm than good – no you cannot get a refund – f**k you.

You didn’t want to drive an extra 5 miles to your bank’s ATM – pay the 3 dollar fee – f**k you.

The vet said the dog you got from the pound is not a Labrador – and is in fact a Rottweiler German Shepherd mix – and Lab’s cost 50 dollars more – no – you can’t have the 50 dollars back – f**k you.

Somebody crashed into your car and you want us to pay some money because we’re your insurance company? F**K YOU!

For crying out loud – even the grocery store closest to me. I pointed out that all of their cottage cheese was expired by like 5 days - Somebody started pulling it off the shelves (supposedly). The next day I went there – they did not replace it – f**k you.

If you ever get a letter in the mail to sue a corporation or business – fill it out – and take the money,

They stole from you with bailouts under the Bush and Obama administrations – as well as all the nickel and diming tactics they now pull on their customers (ATM Fees, nonsense about roaming minutes, friend minutes, evening minutes, restaurants giving you a kiddie glass that is mostly ice and charging 10 dollars for it, the dog pounds claiming that every dog they have is a Labrador, insurance jargon which is too lengthy to list, banks and their over-worked mountains of paperwork, title companies hiring dimwitted bimbos instead of people who actually know what they are doing and blah blah blah blah).

Take the money back when you are given the opportunity. Participate in every class-action lawsuit.

They take it from you everyday and do not deserve a penny of it – nor do they have a drop of remorse for stealing it in the first place.

Smash that olive with your foot – send a message to the big business owners…

If they charge more after such a lawsuit - stop paying them.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Penises Penises Everywhere!

Bored on a Saturday afternoon here.  Just for kicks, I went to google news...  Got bored with the usual nonsense of "man kills girlfriend" - and checking out all the hotties hooking up with complete losers...

So, just for kicks, I typed in penis...

Holy Moly!  Where to start with the stories that surfaced.

How about starting with a complete psycho-b*tch that bit her boyfriends penis because he refused to have sex with her...

Seriously, good f**king grief. What the hell is wrong with women today?

How about a man suing an adult store after his penis got damaged from a certain kind of lubricant...

Why is he suing the adult store and not the manufacturers of the lube?

Here is a woman complaining that her husband's penis is too small.

She is asking for help or advice on what to do... My advice - enter him in the...

Smallest penis contest.

No, I cannot make this stuff up.

These stories all have something in common...  They are all fairly negative.

I decided to look up vagina in the news - I expected a lot of positive portrayals - I was partially wrong...

Woman claims Clinton should be shot in the vagina.

Odd to say the least. The rest of the stories were of course gynocentric bullshit.

Break up with your boyfriend if he tells you your vagina is repulsive

That is actually good advice - If your boyfriend hates something about you - yeah - break up - the fact that "jezebel" even needs to point this out shows how condescending to women they are.

The Vagina Will Always Win

Good grief - that is all I have to say.

The next time I go to StarBucks, I'm gonna tell them my name is Biggus Dickus

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Hi Doctor Frankenstein, I mean Doctor Peter Breggin

Dr. Peter BregginWell, the incident that took place in Colorado is indeed tragic and repulsive.

And there is a dimwit professional Psychiatrist claiming that all men need to "atone" for crimes committed against women.

I wonder - does that include men who used to have a penis but are now transgendered?  I doubt it...

His name is Dr. Frankenstein, I mean Dr. Peter Breggin.  He claims that all men must atone for the tragedy that occurred in Colorado.  MEN-Factor reporters were allegedly able to interview him.  The interview was difficult to perform, because according to sources, he had several women tied up at his place and they kept screaming.
Dr. Peter Breggin
Dr. Peter Breggin claims that men will burn in hell if they do not atone for the sins that a small number of men have committed against women.
Dr. Peter Breggin

 Dr. Peter Breggin claims that men are inherently violent towards women, he allegedly said, "Why, just last week, a woman asked me what time it was, so I pushed her into my car and shoved a glove - WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!!!  Damned B*tches!"
Dr. Peter Breggin
Dr. Peter Breggin was eager to continue the interview, but the screaming noises coming from the various rooms in his house were over bearing, he came back to reporters and asked them if they had any Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice
Dr. Peter Breggin

Dr. Peter Breggin claims that if men atone for having a penis er uhm the small number of men who commit crimes against women the overwhelming hugantic colossal atrocities that get committed every 5 minutes and twice on Saturdays when his supply of Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice gets delivered, men will go to heaven, which is a very nice and warm place that makes you feel all fuzzy inside - like amoebic dysentery does.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Obama’s Fraudulent I.R.S. Investigation

Yes, this is real. Obama purposely used the I.R.S. to harass conservative groups – I have heard of ugly politics, but this is crossing a line of decency.

I.R.S. Apologizes for Targeting Conservatives
I.R.S. Harasses Tea Party
Tea Party Demands Apology from Obama
Marco Rubio Demands Resignation of I.R.S. Leader
Media Cannot Ignore Obama's I.R.S. Scandal
I.R.S. Scandal Echos of Watergate
I.R.S. Targets Conservative Groups
I.R.S "Targeting" Outrageous if True

How about some more dirt on the ass-clown that was “allegedly” elected…

6 Government Whistle Blowers Charged Under Obama's Espionage Act

How many fuck-faced piece of shit MRA’s voted for Obama? Dean Esmay “reluctantly voted for him” – what a complete ^%!@.

Obama Care will Hurt Young Men the Most

Maybe Obama Sin Laden is a Humanist too!

I recall the bullshit on Reddit, and various blogs in the man-o-sphere about how bad Romney (and the right) was – no argument here. I am also not a fan of the “Tea Party”.

And of course, all that bullshit came out just before election time too – coincidence?

What I fail to recall is hearing anything about how bad Obama (and the left) WAS or IS.

Better get busy on those 5000 word esmays I mean essays lib-splaining how this is actually the fault of "trad-cons", "so-cons" and "neo-cons"...  Just be sure to not blame any women - after all, they really are not to blame - the manginas, white knights, pussy beggars and vagina worshippers are just enabling them.

The more I peruse it, the more I am convinced that the MRM/MHRM/MGTOW and other crap is just left wing-apologists.

There was a time when racism was in fact a left-wing agenda. Abraham Lincoln was a Republican - not a Democrat. Somehow, through pseudo-scholarly articles, the left and the "liberal progressives" managed to make people think that racism is tied to the right...

Once the trad-libs, so-libs, neo-libs and Pseudo-Intellectuals realize how disgustingly tasteless their policies are, they try to pin it all on the right wing.

As my friend would say - do not believe me - do the research yourself.

I am going to remove myself from these circles.  Clearly, I do not belong.  There is a hatred of men in our society.  I cannot deny that.  I have seen it myself.  However; the current "machinery" in place seems to be making matters worse - not better.  I gotta get out of it.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Gee - What a Relaxing Weekend! Black Helicopters and All!

So - Saturday, I decided to take my dogs for a walk at Idle Wild park.

I encountered a woman who did not speak English.  I was trying to determine if her dog was friendly.

She something that sounded like, "yah!".  So - I approached her with my dogs - her dog immediately lashed out at my dogs (no harm occurred, as my dogs are both very fast and strong - and do not return violence - they are "self-purported nice dogs" - so that means they are actually not really nice, but rather just whiny little bitches!).

The woman pressed a button - and I realized the dog was wearing a shock-collar.  I thought to myself - no wonder the dog is so ill-tempered.  If I had a shock collar on, I'd be pretty pissed myself.  I object to shock collars - they are the last resort of a person who is inept at training dogs - and in my opinion, should not have a dog to begin with.

Anyway, I went on my way, and yes, more than 30 minutes had elapsed, so it was time for some "white trash idiocy".  You see, I believe that in Reno Nevada, every 30 minutes that you are "out and about", some inbred, white-trash person does something really stupid (I also believe that Reno is the white-trash capital of the U.S.)

So, I see some white trash guy get out of his car, and two pit-bulls get out with him.  Idle Wild park is not an off-leash park.  His dogs immediately attacked an Asian guy and the dog he was walking.  Yes, it is a not-true stereotype that all Asians know karate, kung fu etc...  This guy obviously did.  He had two pit bulls attacking him and his dog - he was dodging, shoving, and smacking the dogs away.  Make no mistake - the pit-bulls were NOT friendly - they were growling and snapping  Boy was he (the Asian guy) pissed...

The Asian guy told the white-trash guy that it was not an off leash park.  The white-trash guy started taunting the Asian guy.  I saw a fight coming, and wanted evidence - so I pulled out my cell phone - and trotted over to them both - in order to stop any fighting (Since the Asian guy had just thwarted two angry pit-bulls - without a scratch and not out of breath - I knew he would have laid the inbred hick out in a few seconds).

Well, the white-trash guy saw that I had my cell phone out, and quickly grabbed his dogs - and put them into his car as I approached (If your dog attacks somebody - even another dog - it is considered assault with a deadly weapon - at least - that is what I have heard - and on various occasions, I have witnessed people abandoning their dogs and fleeing the scene after their dog(s) attack somebody).  I said to the Asian guy, "I saw what happened - I was ready to video it to get you evidence".  He replied, "That guy is a total idiot!" - he turned to face the white-trash guy again - I replied, "Do not let people like that get on your nerves - it's not worth it". 

Overall, a very nerve-racking walk.

Anyway, Sunday, I took my dogs to Mayberry Park.  As I was walking, I heard more and more sirens either approaching, or stopping nearby.  I thought to myself, "I think now is a good time to leave".

As I drove away from the park, they ended up closing off 4th street (where Mayberry Park is located) - I was one of the last cars to get out of the area just before they closed fourth street...

What a nerve racking weekend.  Well, Sunday evening, I helped my mom put together a lawn mower she just bought - not because it was Mother's day - or because I love my mom or anything like that...

No - I was only doing it because I was hoping my mom would put out!  Seriously - I mean, how can any MAN do anything nice for anybody - ever - period!  Yeah - it must have been because I wanted incest.

I guess that in putting a lawn mower together for my mom - I have somehow enabled all those nasty evil women out there like Adria Richards to falsely accuse men of sexual harassment and whatnot!  And when I hold the door open for my mom, I enable people like Gloria Steinem and whatnot...

Boy - am I a mangina or what?  Or is that uhm - White Kinght?  I forget?

Can any of you men-hating fuckfaces MRA's tell me what that makes again?  Is it White Knight or Mangina?

And here - enjoy some picture of F**king black helicopters.  These pictures were taken last week on Tuesday - by me!  I have been seeing these things everywhere.  I do not know what they are, or why I am seeing them so often lately - but clearly, I am a lunatic conspiracy theorist for even seeing them - and now - so are you for even looking at these pictures - they are a figment of your warped conspiracy theorist mind...  Some MRA's are going to look forward to you getting ass-raped by bubba in prison (yes - that is how much MRA's support you as a man and your "rights" - they look forward to you getting ass-raped if you have a different opinion than theirs).

Anyhoo - enjoy a figment of my cell-phone's imagination - my cell-phone is clearly a conspiracy theorist!
black helicopters
black helicopters

black helicopters

black helicopters

black helicopters
Clearly, I am a complete lunatic!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Hard Times - Movie Review

Well - damn am I having a bad day - so far - nothing has gone right today.  So, right now, I am watching a light-hearted comedy called, "Hard Times".


It made me laugh -so it will make you laugh, or perhaps - just demonstrate how screwy I really am...

I hope you get a chance to check it out, and laugh...

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Rand Paul Petition to Overturn Roe v. Wade

The petition is here

The content of the E-mail I received from Rand Paul is below...

Dear Friend,

For 39 years, nine unelected men and women on the Supreme Court have played God with innocent human life.


They have invented laws that condemned to painful deaths without trial more than 56 million babies for the crime of being "inconvenient."

In 1973, the U.S. Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade ruling forced abortion-on-demand down our nation's throat.

In the past, many in the pro-life movement have felt limited to protecting a life here and there -- passing some limited law to slightly control abortion in the more outrageous cases.

But some pro-lifers always seem to tiptoe around the Supreme Court, hoping they won't be offended.

Now the time to grovel before the Supreme Court is over.

Working from what the Supreme Court ruled in Roe v. Wade, pro-life lawmakers can pass a Life at Conception Act and end abortion using the Constitution instead of amending it.

That is why it's so urgent you sign the petition to your Senators and Congressman that I will link to in a moment.

You see, in the coming year it is vital every Member of Congress be put on record.

And your petition today will help do just that.

Signing the Life at Conception Act petition will help break through the opposition clinging to abortion-on-demand and get a vote on this life-saving bill to overturn Roe v. Wade.

A Life at Conception Act declares unborn children "persons" as defined by the 14th Amendment to the Constitution, entitled to legal protection.

This is the one thing the Supreme Court admitted in Roe v. Wade that would cause the case for legal abortion to "collapse."

When the Supreme Court handed down its now-infamous Roe v. Wade decision, it did so based on a new, previously undefined "right of privacy" which it "discovered" in so-called "emanations" of "penumbrae" of the Constitution.

Of course, as constitutional law it was a disaster.

But never once did the Supreme Court declare abortion itself to be a constitutional right.

Instead the Supreme Court said:

"We need not resolve the difficult question of when life begins . . . the judiciary at this point in the development of man's knowledge is not in a position to speculate as to the answer."

Then the High Court made a key admission:

"If this suggestion of personhood is established, the appellant's case [i.e., "Roe" who sought an abortion], of course, collapses, for the fetus' right to life is then guaranteed specifically by the [14th] Amendment."

The fact is, the 14th Amendment couldn't be clearer:

". . . nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty or property, without due process of law, nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the law."

Furthermore, the 14th Amendment says:

"Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article."

That's exactly what a Life at Conception Act would do.

But this simple, logical and obviously right legislation will not become law without a fight.

And that's where your help is critical. 

Personally, I do not care if abortion is legal or illegal - I just do not want my tax dollars going to fund abortions - I signed it - because that is what the politicians are using my tax money for.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Monday Memes

Here are some MEMEs for your Monday.  I have not done any of these in a long while...

You are free to copy, use, distribute these in anyway you like - and you do not need to credit me...

Adria Richards

Adria Richards

Gun Control

Feminist

Feminist

Feminist

Feminist

Feminist

Feminist

gay

gay

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape


Obamacare


Obamacare

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Top 12 Reasons Dumbocrats Vote

This post is a repeat of a post from The Elusive Wapiti.


1. I voted democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I may now marry my Labrador.

2. I voted democratic because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon are obscene but the Government taxing the same gallon 15% isn't.

3. I voted democratic because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted democratic because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as I agree with what is said and nobody else is offended by it (or anybody's feelings get hurt)..

5. I voted democratic because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted democratic because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don't start driving a Prius.

7. I voted democratic because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep death row inmates alive.

8. I voted democratic because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

9. I voted democratic because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

10. I voted democratic because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I voted democratic because I think that it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us but not drill our own oil because it might upset some endangered beetle, spotted owl, gopher or fish.

12. I voted democratic because my head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of my body; it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

No Trees, Spotted Owls, or Red Cock-headed Woodpeckers were harmed in the repeating of this message.

Monday - I got some MEMEs for you all... 

Friday, May 3, 2013

Florentijin Hofman's Plans to Destroy Hong Kong with Giant Rubber Duck Thwarted by Giant Baby Taking a Bath

Evil master mind and super genius Florentijin Hofman has struck again, trying to destroy civilization and mankind with his evil inventions.
Florentijin Hofman

This time, the super evil, super genius created a terrorizing gigantic rubber duck - the target - Hong Kong.
Florentijin Hofman
People in Hong Kong fled in terror as the giant rubber duck came barreling into the harbor - leaving a path of destruction.
Florentijin Hofman
The giant rubber duck smashes a small boat!  Will nothing stop Florentijin Hofman!!!!


Fortunately, Florentijin Hofman's plans were thwarted, when a giant baby emerged from the water, apparently thinking the lake was a bath-tub.

Florentijin Hofman
Scientists speculate that the baby is not Chinese, but Japanese and a result of the recent radiation spill they had from their nuclear power plants.

We asked leading commentator Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on The History Channel about how the giant baby could have made it from Japan to Hong Kong...

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

How the baby got from Japan to Hong Kong is anybody's guess.  We currently believe that Godzilla may have transported the child there after Godzilla got tired of the smell of soiled diapers.

Whatever the case, thank God and Godzilla that Hong Kong is safe.

We can now sleep easy over the weekend.  I know I will!