Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The Island of Misfit Sex Toys

Get ready to travel to a strange and mystical place, get ready to journey to...

Barack Obama
Barack Obama Dildo $17.95 - of course, you have already seen this one most likely...

Andrea Dworkin
Andrea Dworkin Inflatable Love Doll - Crap - we cannot give these away - we will pay you to take one.

Jodi Arias
Jodi Arias Almost Complete Sex Kit $259.95 - French Maid Outfit and actual Jodi Arias NOT Included.

Larry Craig
Larry Craig "Do It Yourself" Sex Kit $39.95 - New Seriously Awkward Edition!

Anthony Weiner
Weiner in da Box - $479.95 - Actual Weiner not included.

Christine O'Donnell
Christine O'Donnell's Masturbation Kit $1.95 - Contains no form of sexual stimulation what so ever - May cause Hairy Knuckles, Blindness and Eternity in hell.