The Women's Studies department at Ding-a-Ling University (DLU) has just launched a 2 year long study that concluded that despite feminism's best efforts, there are still some men who are living happy lives.
Feminist leaders were disappointed with the results of the study, and avowed to make greater efforts to deprive men of sex (by fabricating new bogus rape and domestic violence statistics to scare young women), formulate new ways to deceptively rob them of their money (via new divorce laws and child support bills - or taxing masturbation), or wrongfully have them thrown in prison (new "telepathic" and "visual" rape laws, as well as new "you could just tell he would sexually harass me if it weren't illegal, so he should be thrown in jail anyway" laws in the workplace.)
The new campaign at DLU boasts on holding more "Castration Marches" even when no young males are FALSELY accused of sex crimes.
In addition to that, the WOMEN's groups at DLU will try to pass campus policies that not only violate the United States Constitution, but the laws of logic, physics, and even nature. They plan on making it unlawful for anybody to walk on campus with more than one testicle, or less than two breasts.
Scholars expect that this will save the college money, as there will be no need for the mathematics, physics, computer science, electrical engineering, mechanical engineering or other REAL SCIENCE facilities or curriculum on the campus.
Isn't College The Greatest Thing Since the Guillotine?
Purchase a tape-recorder (or mp3 recorder), and a dildo.
On the tape recorder (or mp3 recorder), record yourself making a bunch of "oooh" and "yeah" sounds over and over again.
When the time for sex comes follow these steps:
1. Turn out the lights.
2. Insert the dildo into your partner.
3. Press play on the tape recorder (or mp3 recorder).
4. Quickly duck under the bed.
If everything goes right, you should not get into any trouble. However; if your partner finds out that you have pulled a fast one on her, she might file a rape claim against you - or say that she was offended - in which case, you'll be registered as a sex offender.
Practice makes perfect - try this on an inflatable Sarah Palin doll a few times to get the hang of it.
Enjoy your weekend while you practice safe sex - with an inflatable Sarah Palin Love Doll - and when you get the hang of inserting the dildo and pressing play on the tape recorder at the right times - you'll be ready for the safest sex you've ever had in your entire life!!!
So, I have an account at SoundCloud. SoundCloud is a site where amateur, professional musicians, or total hacks like myself can share their crappy music or their good music (it is all a question of your tastes)
They can also share speeches, sound effects, and other noises.
Anyway, it is an interesting site - browse it, and you might find some cool tunes you like.
My newest is Can't Stop which is a remix of an old Commodore 64 tune by Jens Christian Huus (I think). I made a Heavy-Metal like version of it.
Browse the site, enjoy some tunes (or don't)...
What does this have to do with anti-feminism or anti-misandry?
Simple, I am a man, having fun doing what I do - making (perhaps crappy) music on my computer in my spare time.
Any man having a good time and being constructive in the process makes them there feminazi's blood boil...
And - Paul Elam, John the Other, Something that looks like a Girl Writes What, and the other clowns at "A Voice for Men" ARE NOT A VOICE FOR THIS MAN...
Anyhoo, gotta real dilly for ya this time! YEE HAW!!
The victim: A 26 year old mega-hottie named Alexandra Ducsay. Take a look at two pictures I found of her.
Alexandra Ducsay. Good looking to be sure.
Now the kicker; her boyfriend. The then 34 year old Anthony Pugh.
Anthony Pugh, we got ourselves a real winner here – prison record longer than my dick, bald, bug-eyed, probably broke…you know…the kind of guy women don’t tell dudes that definitely aren’t me to "f*ck off", "get lost", "don't look at me" etc... when approached by them.
Alexandra Ducsay was bludgeoned to death in the basement of her home.
When I hear stories like this, I think to myself: would I be capable of doing this to somebody? No, I wouldn’t. I have been in relationships where the woman started hitting me – I did not hit back – not because I am a wuss – but because that is the way I was raised. I put my arms up, block the hits. Murder – certainly not. The only time I would kill is if they disagreed with me if it were to save somebody’s life – I doubt I will ever be in such a predicament.
Of course, since I am saying that, that makes me a “self-purported nice guy” which means that – according to feminists and their supporters (which is essentially the foundation of our modern culture), guys like me are the ones they should avoid. Why? Well – then the women might not get their faces bashed in – why else!
This is feminism in practice. Women made it, women bought it, and women and men are both selling it – I hope you women are enjoying it!
Enjoy this women’s studies documentary film brief on the “dangers of self-purported nice-guys” from Ding-Dong University.
And oh yeah – if you disagree with me – I’ll kill you (NOT).
I wonder if there is a liable suit that I could file against that A-hole for writing such garbage about me.
Do any of my posts ever talk about me personally killing people? WTF?
In all these murder and male resentment Mondays I have done – am I encouraging murder – or am I discouraging women from hooking up with psychotic killers?
The only thing I would add to that essay above - the re-occurring theme that women are not accountable - for anything. Women need to be FORCED now, to be held accountable for their actions - and that includes the damage that feminism has done to our culture. Feminism was done BY women - blame women for it.
Another thing I would add to the above essay - point out EXACTLY what kind of women were involved in the more pernicious forms of feminism - the real male haters. Stop writing 5000 word essay explaining it was "religious right wing wacko's". We all know it was a left-wing movement. We all know it clashed with the "patriarchal" religions.
I personally hated the Matrix movies. However; it seems to me like the effect this has on people "outside the box", is to make people preaching about "red pills" look like a bunch of sci-fi dweebs lost in a fantasy world from a movie. And no, I am not saying that is being done intentionally (as part of a conspiracy) - I am saying it is being done accidentally.
Another flaw with it - well, if all those "manginas" and "white knights" are "part of the problem"... Shouldn't the goal be to get them to take the "red pill" - that is, talk to these people - again and again and again until you are blue (good pun) in the face and get them to realize what is going on? Would that be more effective than name-calling?
Last week, I was talking to a woman on the phone that I met through an online dating site (I like to play with people - as notanmra says, I have too much time (and often lubricant) on my hands - yeah - he is a real funny boy).
This is what she said - direct quote, "crazy comes with the v-jay-jay".
This was in response to my inquery as to why her last boyfriend left her. He said he did not need crazy in his life.
From the horses mouth, I heard it.
"Crazy comes with the V-jay-jay".
This is revealing to the state of women (at least in this country - I have never been to other countries - except when I was a child). They make no effort to even act civil - anything they do, and anyway they act is justified. No shame, no guilt, and no effort to behave in a polite and civil manner.
As demeaning as that phrase is to women, she actually sounded proud...
Imagine somebody saying, "The rapist mentality come with the penis"...Oh wait, I think that has been said - by a feminut too probably.
And it sounds like the nurses have been making a lot of mistakes - not following the doctor's directions. He has been there for 1 full week now, and his condition is worsening. Last night I visited him - he was constantly throwing up. All he has is a cyst in his gut. I really wish they would just cut the damned thing out and be done with it - but perhaps they are trying to run up the bill as much as possible.
I swear, last night I got a dirty look from a nurse, and I think it was the first time ever I felt like beating somebody's face in with my bare hands. These nurses are not following the doctor's directions, and making things worse.
Well, enough drama and bullsh*t. This is one of my Brother's favorite songs, and mine too - he lent me the Black Sabbath album the day before he went to the hospital.
I really am starting to believe that the medical profession is more dangerous than handguns. I heard somewhere that the medical profession kills more people than handguns each year.
I am now the least incapacitated person in my family - except for my oldest brother who doesn't live in the United States.