Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Protests and Pepper Spray: Its all Fun and Games until a Pretty White Woman gets Hurt!

Yes, prostitutes protests are always fun, rioting, pepper-spray, people getting mangled - it's more than enough to give any patriarch a boner; however, it's all fun and games until a pretty white woman is hurt.


That is exactly what happened in the video above.

We here at MEN-Factor news are unsure about how many pretty white women were hurt during the pepper spray incident, but one thing is clear - all of the pretty white women's feelings were hurt, and that is just downright unacceptable.

Oh yeah, and remember - in the old days - these women would not be allowed to protest at all - they'd all be shackled to a stove in their house - where their husbands would regularly rape and beat them 25.7 times a day (Only if her were a heterosexual that is). HONEST!!!

The evil villain behind this whole incident is - guess what - that's right - a MAN (queue psycho music) - probably one who in the old days would have beaten and raped his wife at least 47.3 times a day - more than the average man from days past - because he is even more eviler than most men!

Anthony BolognaAnthony Bologna is actually just his stage name. His real name is Albert Beoldroff. His stage name, Anthony Bologna (i.e. TONY BOLONY) is also the stage name he uses for his side job - making gay porn - as seen in the picture above.


Feminist ScholarFeminists scholars at Ding-Dong University have also examined the video, and are claiming that the man who pepper-sprayed the women had (queue psycho music) - AN ERECTION!!!!!

We are unsure at this time exactly how many pretty white women were hurt, or how much gay porn Anthony Bologna has made, but, perhaps since a few human beings with vagina's were injured, just maybe, people will start to wake up and realize how bad things have gotten.
Anthony BolognaIt is long overdue to put a stop to the people robbing from the federal treasury once pretty white women's feeling's start getting hurt. I mean, screwing over the American tax payer and future generations of Americans is fine and all, but hurting pretty white women - unacceptable - the people stealing from the treasury have now officially gone too far.

Did I mention that in days past, these women would not be allowed to protest at all - they'd all be shackled to stoves in their houses - getting raped and beaten by their husbands everyday (if they were heterosexual that is)???? HONEST!!!!

Friday, September 23, 2011

MEN-Factor News Brief



Oh, uhhh... I also made a naughty picture I am not sure I should show you...

SCREW IT - here it is...
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EEEEEWWW - I am such a lecherous sort!

Friday, September 16, 2011

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!! As Soon as We get Done Raping and Beating Them!!!

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Yes dear brethren! Tis the very nary truth that mine lips doest utter! We must molest the children, rape the women, then beat them both the women and the children before we load them onto the life boats!

Dear brethren, I say unto thee, be it known by royal decree, that I, as a member of the secret patriarchy, that we shalt not make it illegal to rape or beat one’s wife!

Be it also known by royal decree, it shall be proclaimed that no law shall be passed making it unlawful to urinate on an infant child before eating them with a spoon.

Hence, from this day forward, it shall be legal to beat one’s wife, rape her, pee on infants, and eat infants with spoons.

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Thus sayest I, ScareCrow, secret member of the patriarchy!!!!

HERstory Moment: Did you know that the one man who got onto a lifeboat was actually ordered to get onto that lifeboat by the captain of the Titanic? Yes, this is true! J. Bruce Ismay was ordered to get onto the Titanic lifeboats, just in case there were any women on the lifeboats that had not been beaten or raped before getting onto them! It was in fact his patriarchal duty to beat and rape any women who got onto the lifeboats before getting beaten or raped first. Because, as we all know, no laws existed clearly stating that it was unlawful for a man to beat and rape his wife, or eat babies with a spoon.

WTF is my point?

Well, just because something was not specifically ILLEGAL in days, does not mean it was not a crime. If you do not believe me – look up old laws – you will not see one single law forbidding anybody from eating babies with a spoon.

There was no reason to distinguish between violence and domestic violence.

There was no reason to distinguish between rape and spousal rape or ancestral rape.

The FEMINAZI’s made these laws, in order to further their agenda.

They can now cleverly say, "gee, in the old days, it was legal for a man to beat and rape his wife!"

"Before V.A.W.A., violence against women was perfectly OK."

Both of these are wrong.

Assault (violence) has always been a crime – in the home or not. Old laws simply did not make the distinction. Just as old laws did not specifically forbid people from eating babies.

The same thing applies to rape. If a man raped his wife, he was a rapist – period.

The feminuts would have us believe that is days past, these things were legal.

BULLOCKS!


The feminuts categorized violence and rape into a plethora of cateories, and can now claim – that such things used to be legal.

Clever. And, it appears it has infected quite a few people’s heads. Very disappointing.
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Man Sought for Raping a Woman's Nose with his A$$.

Feminism It was a pleasant sunny day, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch was enjoying herself in the park. Since she was a woman, and oh so much more in touch with nature than men, birds were singing, and chipmunks were buzzing around happily and gleefully - just like what you'd see in a Disney movie! However; her day was about to turn dark - a man showed up.

As the man was passing the very merry Mary sitting on her beautiful park bench in la-dee-dah land, the man, Mr. Fartswell tipped his hat and menacingly said, "hello".

Mary Jane Rottencrotch has a degree in Womyn's Studies and knew exactly what the man was up to. She knew this just as she knows what any man who says "hello" to a woman is up to...

HE WANTED TO RAPE HER!!!!!

FeminismMary Jane Rottencrotch observed that the man simply walked past her, without any form of sexual assault. This puzzled her briefly, until she noticed that it was sunny outside; clearly, the man did not rape her because there would be too many witnesses. This stranger was not a "real man", but a coward that only raped women at nighttime, when it was dark and nobody would see it - just like all the other men.

She turned to face the man - and caught a glimpse of his rear. As she did so, she heard a rather peculiar sound - that of perhaps an old sneaker being dragged across a freshly mopped tiled floor, or an old dog snoring.

Much to her shock, she realized that the man had passed gas. She immediately felt the odor of his rear end violently penetrate her nose without her consent. She sat still, too terrified to move.

She realized that the man had just raped her nose with his ass.
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She fell flat on the ground, helpless and wounded. Of course, nobody helped her after this violent assault on her nose by the unnamed stranger's a$$. Eventually, she drudged up the courage and bravery to crawl home on her hands and knees, like a delicate dove - now wounded never to fly again - after this despicable and horrific assault committed against her olfactory lobes. She then took a hot shower, curled up in the corner, crying about this most heinous violation of her person. She realized that he had taken so much more from her than just the odors of the park. Neigh, she had taken her very soul and the essence of her being. She was now naught but a horse without legs, a bird without wings, a flower with no pedals... She used many different soaps and shampoos, but could not get the smell out of her mind.

Unfortunately, Mary Jane Rottencrotch is not alone. The Womyn's Studies Department at Ding-Dong University has compiled a list of crimes committed against women's nostrils by men's butts.
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The following facts will shock you. We suggest that if you have young children, you send them to bed now, without any supper, and never let them view your computer screen EVER again.

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