President Obama was very eager to answer questions about the big pretty orange ball!
President Obama then opened the floor to questions.
Reporters asked various questions about the WAR in Libya, the economy, and how big tycoons on Wall Street were robbing the U.S. Treasury. Questions about the war in Libya were the most prevalent:
President Obama looked upset with the questions.
President Obama then re-opened the floor to questions about the big pretty orange ball found in the White House.
Questions came from the reporters:
"Is it true we are WARRING Libya just because they have oil?"
"Didn't George Bush start wars in the Middle East too - how are you any different from him?"
"Why are you letting the bankers on Wall Street rob the treasury?"
"How are your economic plans any different than George Bush's?"
President Obama was more visibly upset by the reporters.
President Obama reminded reporters about the big pretty orange ball.
President Obama then re-opened the floor once again to questions.
"Mr. President, how come no criminal charges are being brought against the bankers on Wall Street?"
"Mr. President, how come you gave Federal tax-payer money to the bankers on Wall Street?"
"Mr. President, why did you refer to social security as a privilege when people pay for it?"
"Mr. President, you mentioned limiting government spending, but then simply suggested more tax increases - how does that limit government spending?"
"Won't the WAR in Libya just increase government spending too - instead of decrease it?"
President Obama was visibly upset by the reporter's lack of concern and interest in the big pretty orange ball.
President Obama's final remark about "getting humanitarian" with reporters who did not inquire about the big pretty orange ball quickly brought the crowd in line - Including our own MEN-Factor reporters.
The big pretty orange ball was first discovered by Abraham Lincoln (A Republican you dipsh*ts) in 1862. Abraham Lincoln ignored it and outlawed slavery despite threats to his own life - that were actually carried out.
John F. Kennedy also discovered the big pretty orange ball, but he too did not reveal it to reporters or the American public. He was too busy actually running the country effectively.
It has been alleged that Bill Clinton also discovered the big orange ball, and his wife, Hillary actually played "fetch" with Bill in the backyard of the White House - at least when Bill was not using it as an oral sex device.