Friday, January 28, 2011

What Feminist Sayings Should Say Fridays

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Video of the week - proof that this stuff is all around us guys - MGTOW, MRA, PUA, anti-feminism - it is all around us - and it is everywhere.

Be patient - it takes a while, but it makes an excellent point - and it's funny...

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Feminists Protesting Darth Vader's Sexually Biased Storm-Trooper Hiring Policies

(dedicated to Shadow)
It is no secret that Darth Vader has a sexually biased program when it comes to hiring Storm Troopers - they are all male. This has feminists outraged, as they believe that women should be allowed "serve" Lord Vader as well.
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feministFeminist Dorris Open said, "When I see pictures like the one above - I think to myself, 'I want to be a storm-trooper too!' I think it is really unfair for Darth Vader to forbid women from being Storm Troopers. Women are every bit as capable as men when it comes to wreaking havoc in the galaxy."

In addition to an all male militia of Storm-Troopers, feminists are also outraged by the apparent lack of female Sith-lords. One of the few female Sith Lords, Darth Syphilis, was interviewed by MEN-Factor reporters.
feministFeminist and Sith Lord Darth Syphilis said, "The Death-Star is completely sexist, in fact, the dark side of the force is sexist too - I mean, just look at this light-saber - it is phallic shaped - so typical of patriarchy! What we need are more womyn Storm-Troopers, that would definitely be a plus. I encourage all womyn to turn to the dark side of the force."

Darth VaderDarth Vader, "Dear God, I already let them be Siths - and they cannot even get that right - most of them end up bitching about how the light-saber is 'patriarchy' because of its phallic shape. Twenty-four-seven it’s just bitch bitch bitch – like nails on a chalkboard.
Darth Vader And look at the Sith lord names they pick - they are a joke - 'Darth Syphilis' is not what I call a 'scary' name - ugh - or how about 'Darth BooBoo', 'Darth Lesbian Lover' or the worst - 'Darth Fat Loud and Proud' - and don't even get me started on what they pick for the 'Count' names... What will these bimbos want next - maternity leave? Sexual harassment suits? Or will they start imagining crap like wage-gaps - the 'Death-Star' sucks now - nothing gets done anymore - it's a total joke. With all these new feminist Storm-Troopers, I feel like pointing my fingers at my own neck, and using the dark side of the force to choke myself! Crap!"
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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Stop Robbing me of My Manhood Ladies! LMFAO!

This just gets funnier and funnier. I was browsing the man boobz blog, and I came across this comment:

I think you're right, David. In order to have sex with ladies, men need ladies. And since our society has made sexual experience a condition of manhood, men need sex and women to verify their masculinity. Since men have no authority they can use to compel sex, women who won't have sex with men are not just not having sex with them, they're robbing the men of the social proof of their manhood.

I'll dissect it:

I think you're right, David.

Thinking David is right - is a sign that no "thinking" is actually going on.

In order to have sex with ladies, men need ladies.

This is actually true guys - I think Einstein discovered this in the 50's - I'll have to wikipedia it to make sure.
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And since our society has made sexual experience a condition of manhood,

Sexual experience was made by our society? not biology??
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ROTFLMFAO!

men need sex and women to verify their masculinity.

Yup - us men are simply verifying our masculinity - not like it has anything to do with propagating our species - or the fact that it feels good...
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Since men have no authority they can use to compel sex,

Uh, okay...

women who won't have sex with men are not just not having sex with them,

My eyes just went a little crossed - hang on...
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they're robbing the men of the social proof of their manhood.
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ROTFLMFAO!

Wiping tears off of eyes.... AHHHH - Gee, I guess that means that I have been robbed of my manhood by millions of women on this planet! OOOh - those naughty bitches!!!
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LMFAO ROTFL!!!

That would make a seriously awesome T-shirt...

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Holy crap - I'd get laid at a nun convention wearing a shirt like this.


Uh - Dave Dave Dave...

Wiping MORE tears off of eyes.... Dave Dave Dave...

Enjoy your followers - you've earned them!

AAAhhhhh.....

Another irony - somebody has notified me that Dave thinks I left this comment as a troll - no Dave, I did not (he is in denial about himself and others). I am guessing that this comment was not left by any troll, but a complete whacked out bimbo who has no concept of reality - let alone men.

Again, enjoy your followers - you've earned them.

Friday, January 21, 2011

What Feminist Sayings should say Fridays

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A bonus picture I found on the internet - I modified it a tad:

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Some flaming went on this week - I have to admit - it got me riled. Sucked.

A quote of the week from Captain No Marriage

After talking about some modern women, he says:
"F*ck that, f*ck them and f*ck off!"

Matches my mood this week too!

I'm off to choke on some Ketel One - Have an excellent Friday all!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Black Hole Allegedly Discovered in Kate Harding's Fat A$$

MEN-factor scientists were perusing the internet, and various blogs. They came across one blog in particular (that they cannot remember the name of since it was late and they were drunk tired), where a commenter by the name of ChokesOnCheese27 made the claim that there was a black hole in Kate Harding's fat ass. Here is an image from a story that CNN allegedly did on the subject:

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Kate Harding - black hole allegedly discovered in her fat ass.



According to theories, Kate Harding's fat ass contains a black hole that is capable of devouring both matter and light. Scientists are puzzled as to how exactly Kate Harding came to have a black hole in her fat ass in the first place.

MEN-Factor reporters allegedly asked the brilliant Stephen Hawking if he had any theories as to how Kate Harding could possibly have a black hole in her fat ass. This is what he allegedly said.

Kate HardingKate Harding - can we please not talk about Kate Harding's fat ass - I just ate. OK, fine, I have no idea how the black hole got in her fat ass, but it would certainly explain that lame-ass, no pun intended, book she wrote about 'screwing inner beauty'. When you have a black hole in your fat feminist ass, inner beauty is pretty much out of the question.



A Russian scientist, Brushney Sputnik, was also allegedly interviewed by MEN-Factor reporters. This is what he had to say:

Kate HardingKate Harding - yes, there is definitely a black hole in her fat ass, and further, I believe that it got there when she was violently raped by another lesbian, as seen in the image below.


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Kate Harding being violently raped by another lesbian.



Scientists now speculate that black holes are created in women's fat asses when they engage in sexual intercourse (or at least try to) with other women.

Scientists were originally worried that the black hole in Kate Harding's fat ass might cause the moon to collide with the earth. But after a proper examination of mathematical data, they realize that her fat ass would simply envelope the moon - and hence, no harm would come to the earth.

Scientists do speculate that Kate Harding's fat ass does have the potential to wipe out entire cities however. This has the Japanese government putting its citizens on high alert:

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Monday, January 17, 2011

Giant Mass of Fecal Ridden Pond Scum Says Jared Loughner isn't to Blame

A huge mass of fecal-ridden pond scum was the first to make a statement about the Jared Loughner shootings. This mass of mutated manure claimed that somehow, another politician was to blame for the shootings - and not the shooter himself.
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The crazy collection of crap known as "Sheriff Dipshit Dupnik" immediately started spewing senseless suppositions that the shooter himself, who clearly showed signs of mental illness, was somehow not to blame.

To people who have I.Q.'s higher than 12, this would seems bizarre, and strange. How is it that somebody shoots several people - and through some lunatic line of logic, that person is not responsible?
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Quite a few of the kooky columnists that constitute our lame main stream media were stupid enough to swallow the spewing of Sheriff Dipshit Dupnik. These jar-headed journalists believe that another politician was somehow responsible - and because of her hate-filled rhetoric, she is a god-damned piece of sh*t hate-spewing filthy little pissy sh*t a$$hole b*tch c*nt f*ck.
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In order to show their support for the victims of this tragic shooting, the Smellogg's corporation is proposing to introduce a new line of cereal - proceeds will go to various charities that will not actually help any of the victims or their families - but will give some free-loafer's money for doing their favorite thing - being leeches.
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Daffy DuckAttention $hit and run commenters - I have no love of Sarah Palin - so please - do not accuse me of coddling up to her here - this post is bashing Sheriff Dipshit Dupnik and exposing his errors - bashing somebody who is accusing others of being witches does not make me a witch - you evolved and enlightened liberals you... Yes, I do bash the right - see here - and no, I do not have an inflatable Sarah Palin love doll either - lay off the funny cigarettes dudes.

Friday, January 14, 2011

What Feminist Sayings Should Say Fridays

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WARNING: Apparently, some people believe that Angry Harry is "coddling up" with Sarah Palin because of his quote below - to them I say "You're full of it". Criticizing the left wing and their hypocrites in the media does not make somebody a RIGHT-WINGER. Nor does it mean that they are "coddling" to any right-wingers. It merely means that they are criticizing the left.

Also, for the retards I mention above - If somebody refuses to believe that witches exist - it does NOT mean that they themselves are a witch.

Please, stop smoking those funny home-made cigarettes and move out of your parent's basement if you think any of these things are true.

Thanks and have a GREAT day!


I offer you the quote of the week from Angry Harry (in reference to Jared Loughner's shooting spree):

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The actual text of the quote:

Reading about these revolting hypocrites in the Democratic party blaming Sarah Palin for the actions of this somewhat deranged killer makes me feel ill.

These left-wing bigots have spent the past two decades purposely stirring up racial tensions as well as hatred towards men.

Goodness knows how many thousands of men have died or have been seriously harmed as a result of the malicious activities of these disgusting people.

And this is not even to mention the millions of families that have been purposely broken up by them.

These people are forever seeking to stir up societal disharmony and hatred.

What a nerve they have.

The only good news is that these wicked people are going to face an increasing backlash - a backlash that I hope will grow so big that their political clout and their careers are permanently destroyed through the ballot box.


I couldn't have said it better - well actually, I couldn't have even said it.

Thank You Angry Harry!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Invasion of the Vagina Men

The following story is fictional. Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental

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