I've been watching the big poop, I mean SCOOP about Mark Suckerberg, and the leftwingbullsh*tbook, I mean FACEBOOK, and the shocking horror of taking a leak, leaking information or somehing like that.
I waited for it, and I got it. Yup! Turns out the Facebook leak thing is all Donald Trump's fault. You see, in addition to colluding with Russians, having sex with hot women, he also hacked facebook to hack people's votes and stuff and things.
Facebook has admitted to being a tool for people gathering information for years, but now, thanks to spin, I mean fake news, I mean high tech...we can finally blame it on the candidate the twits ruining the media didn't want elected.
Delete your Facebook account, then stop watching the news. You're NEVER going to hear what's going on in the world watching that crap.
9 hours ago